Patty Auto Correct Party

lovetoinfinityandbeyond

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basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

(via sailor-ramiel)

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biscuitgod:

How do you give a handjob and like not put ur mouth on it…

(Source: icefag, via damnitxavi)

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a-pedophile-potato:

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

A deeply touching story

(via jb0wman)

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That… Is not what I expected
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Baddest chick on the block.
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yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

(via sickmund-freud)

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